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SchizOlympics: The Legion of Doom

Posted on March 29, 2008 by davesgonechina

Since the Chinese government has begun not only saying that the Dalai Clique organized the violence in Lhasa, but that he’s done it with the help of the Xinjiang terrorist group the East Turkestan Independence Movement. They’ve tied the Dalai Lama to Chen Shuibian in Taiwan in the past, as well, and there’s a tendency to see some conspiracy amongst people who are perceived as “anti-China”. It all reminds me of Saturday morning cartoon supervillains, and the Dalai Lama seems a dead ringer for Lex Luthor, so let’s just imagine… China’s Legion of Doom!



Lex Luthor = Dalai Lama (obviously!)

Sinestro = Lai Changxing (he was once a good guy!)

Giganta = Bjork (she seems small and cute, but then becomes enormous and destructive)

Cheetah = Rebiya Kadeer (looks kinda like a cat)

Solomon Grundy = Lou Dobbs

Gorilla Grodd = Li Hongzhi (both have telepathic powers from space aliens!)

Toyman = Mattel CEO Bob Eckhart (obviously)

Captain Cold = Former Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi (no love there)

Scarecrow = Mia Farrow (really scary)

Riddler = CNN’s John Vause (new member!)

Black Manta = Bill Gertz (cuz Black Manta is Aquaman’s enemy, and Gertz writes about the naval threat, and whatever its Black friggin Manta)

Braniac = Steven Spielberg (looks pretty smart dropping out when he did, right?)

Bizarro = Chen Shuibian (he’s like some sort of evil reflection!)

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4 thoughts on “SchizOlympics: The Legion of Doom”

  1. nanheyangrouchuan says:
    May 24, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Let’s see how Chinese bloggers and the CCPee spin this photo:

    “http://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/69-30601.aspx”

  2. Xi says:
    May 24, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    haha, fun.

  3. Dava says:
    May 24, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Your blog is a credit and tribute to our hero Athanasius Kircher. May Kircher thought live long life!

  4. ak199 says:
    May 24, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    This is a common technique. US linked Al ‘Q’aeda with Ira’q’ during the Iraq invasion as well… (and ‘Q’ is the evidence that the two were connected…)

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